• What’s your best friend’s name? Suzanne Joan (bogan) Claridge.
• When is their birthday? 5th of July 1995.
• Where was this person born? Tasmania, i think.
• How old are they? 15.
• How long have you been friends? well 11 years, but with gaps in between.
• Do you love them? what the fuck, no?! *cough cough*
• Does this person love you?you bet your sweet ass she does, dat bitch worships me.
• Do you care about them?sure dizzal!
• Do they care about you? yes, like i said before. bitch worships me.
• Would you die for them? actually would. :p
• Do you think they would die for you?eh, probs not.
• What exactly would you go threw for them? labour?
• Could you live without them?awwh heeeeeell nooo.
• Why do they mean a lot to you? cuz i said so.
• Why is this person your best friend? cause she has a hot mum.
• What would you do if this person said they never wanted to talk to you again? id b al lyk ‘bitch be trippn’ balls!’
• Do you trust them?i’d lend her my penis for the day, thats how much i trust her.
• Do they trust you? she better!
• Can you tell them anything? anything and everything!
• What is their favorite colour? poo.
• What is their favorite movie? bananna.
• Who is their favorite person? me. AGAIN, bitch worships me.
• Who is your favorite person?hahahahaha, probably her! sad i know.
• Is this person smart? too smart if you ask me. ;)
• Have you ever kissed them? HA ‘SIF! wouldnt touch that mutt with a stick.
• Have they ever kissed you? she tries..
• Do you love them or are you IN love with them? i love her. :)
• Have they ever hated you? trolol, i’m going to joke about this to ease my pain.
• Have you ever hated them? yes? wtf?!
• Do you guys talk a lot on the phone? does phone sex count?
• Are they annoyed by you? i reckon.
• Are you annoyed by them? rarely.
• Would you marry them? well, last year, i did say that if we were both still single at 40 then we should tie the knot. but she wasn’t into it. :(
• Is this person pretty? she is flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
• Whats their best feature? i have some weird fetish with her teeth? :/
• What do you love about them? OMG I LUV HER TEETH!!!!!! i mean, what..
• What cant you stand about them? how she proves me wrong?! makes me so angry i just want to gauge out her eye balls with my blunt dirty finger nails, then shove them up her nose so far that they go back into her eye socets. then throw a brick at her face.
• Out of you two, who can sing better? we’re both pretty shithouse.
• If they died tomorrow, what would you do? i’d mindfuck the shit out of her dead body.
• If you could tell them anything in this world, what would you say? fuck. you. mother. fucker.
• Do they have myspace? yes.
• If so, what is it? what the fuck do you mean ‘what is it?’ it’s myspace, clearly?
• Are you on their top friends? yes.
• Where? number one bitcheeez. Is she on your top friends? yus.
• Where? one. When was the last time you guys hung out? ages ago! D:
• When was the last time you guys laughed together? today!
  How often is this person on your mind? she gets a few seconds each day. ;) lol jks.
• Do you live close to this person? no! D:
• Do you guys go to the same school? noooooo. D’:
• Have you ever questioned their loyalty as a friend? when we were young at nieve.
• Have they ever made you cry? yes.
• Have they been mad at you? yup.
• If so, for what? fuck that shit man. do you want a novel?
• Have you ever fought with this person? yes.
• Have you ever felt like giving up on your friendship with them? spose.
  Do you think you ever really would give up on your friendship with them? fuck off! :D
• Have you ever talked behind this persons back? lolz, alooong time ago.
• Have they ever talked about you behind your back? back in the day.
• If you stopped being friends, would either of you try to be friends again? yes.
• Could you imagine how your life would be with him/her? cbs.
• Are you their best friend? isn’t this what this whole bull shit is about….
• Where did you guys meet? in your mums bed! .. after i fucked her.
• Are you related to them? ew no.
• What do they do that always manages to make you smile? we have a special humor, it’s called ‘angry humor’.
• If you could choose, would you choose someone else as a best friend? fuck that!
• How often do you guys hang out? lyyk 24/7 bitchez, lol jks. we live in different states.
• Do you both like the same type of music? yeh.
• Are you both the same age? didnt you already ask this?
• What is your greatest memory with this person? again, do you want a novel?
• If you have ever got in a fight with this person, do you think you were right? I’M always right. ;)
• Will you always be there for this person? hell yes.
• Will they always be there for you? i reckon so.
• Do they complete you? she actually does.
• Are you both very different people? complete opposites yet so similar.
• What is your favorite thing to do with your best friend? fuck shit up.
• What is the most unique thing about them that not many people know? shes the funniest ma fuka i’ve actually ever met.
• What do they want to do when they grow up? well most recently i think she would like to be a tattoo artist, but day bitch is crazeh so who would know.
• What do you like most about them? her angry humor. ;)
  What do you not like about them? she makes me look like a massive fuckface giant.
• On a scale of 1-10 now much does your friendship with this person mean to you? you know that reeeaaallly sharp and fucking intense period pain you get that lasts for like 2 seconds, well i would put up with years of that pain if i we stayed best friends untill we cark it.
• Would you live with your best friend? yes! :D
•  Whats the craziest thing this person has done? NOVEL MOTHER FUCKER! NOVEL.
• Whats the craziest thing you both have done together? oh my fuck. novel.
• What are some words that describe your best friend? blow and job.
• How much time, in an average week do you spend together?
• Do you have any secrets you havent told this person? everyday………..
• Do you feel that he/she has any secrets from you? noope.
• Would this person bail you out of jail, or be sitting there with you? defiantly sitting there.
• Do you think sarcasm is an important part in your friendship? everything we say to each other is sarcasm, its like ‘our way of life’.
• Has this person ever done anything that completely grossed you out? not really, i’m a pretty feral slut.
• Have they ever gotten you sick? she gave me a skin eating bacteria. :/
• Have you ever gotten them sick? most likely.
• Would they ever tell anyone your deepest, darkest secrets?
• Would you cry at their funeral? no? i’d be happy that my childhood best friend died.. fuck.
• How much does this person mean to you? if you refer back to that period pain scenario, you will realise its a fuck load.
• Do you plan on going to college with this person? well i’d like to but i dont think so. :(
• Do you think you will be best friends forever? well i’d like to be best friends for aslong as i’m alive cause i kind of like this girl. :)


I watched the seventh harry potter. I bought new bathers. I spring cleaned my room. I polished my motocross helmet. I put a photo of my best in a photo frame. I planned to go the gorge with my two favourite girls. I switched from mineral powder to liquid foundation. I went 4wheeling with my brother. I cried, a lot. I bought batteries. I hugged Eryn Chapman. I used purple shampoo. I lost two ipods. I am hopelessly inlove with a boy who wont make up his mind. I got lectured. I cried on the phone too my best friend Suzzy. I re pointed my nails black. I awkwardly picked up with my old best friend Brandon. I planned to go to the gorge with Marcus. I stayed up till 4 in the morning. I watched jersey shore. I got kicked out of home. I get a letter from a German girl, Carina. I got attacked my our new born foal. I moved to Queensland. I searched threw 300 pages of weheatit.com. I woke up at 1pm. I missed/will miss all up 5 months of school. I talked on the phone to Jesse at 3am. I moved back to Tasmania. I stayed in a hotel. I updated things on facebook. I got picked up and spun around by Kian. I hugged my mum. I photographed interesting things.

this morning I made a face mask out of grated cucumber, lemon juice, egg whites and brown sugar. I cooled it in the fridge for ten minutes, then “slathered” it onto my face like my book instructed I went and lay in bed under the fan, after about 15 minutes later i washed it off with cool water, filled the basin with hot water, steamed my face, then rinsed my face with warm water topping it off with some trilogy face energizer. zomg! it was like a party in my face! vitalized nor energized can even sum up the immensity of how good my skin felt. anyways, try it some time. :3
~ coco.

what the hell does this even mean?
it is a thing? but it isn’t?

me and my dad always say this! :D

i just messed up all my codes in my theme thingo. D:
compleeeetely ruined my page. :( if anyone wants to help a fella out… feel free to. :(

only in my dreams, would be room look like this! D’:

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.

Birth Date: 12th september, 1995.
Current Location: gold coast. :s
Hair Color: blonde.
Righty/Lefty: righty.

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.

Your fear: insects. the dark. claustrophobia. letting people down.
Your dream of the perfect date: i’d rather just watch a movie and cuddle. ^-^ maybe go for a walk.
Goals you’d like to achieve: i have alot of sorting out to do..                                                                                           

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.

Your thoughts first waking up: check my phone. whats the time?
Your best physical feature: i like my eyes.
Your bed time: between 11 and 2.
Your most missed memory: being in tasmania. :c

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.

Pepsi or Coke: vanilla or diet coke.
McDonald’s or Burger King: mcdonalds.
Single or Group Dates: depends.
Adidas or Nike: eh.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: eh.

LAYER 5: DO YOU.

Smoke Cigarettes: when i drink.
Smoke Pot: no.
Take showers: twice a day.
Have a crush: yes. C:
Like school: not attending school currently, but no.
Believe in yourself: yes.
Believe what goes around comes around: yes.
Believe everything happens for a reason: yes.
Think you’re a health freak: no.

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.

Gone to the mall: yes.
Been on stage: no.
Eaten sushi: negatory! :(
Been hurt: yes.
Dyed your hair: no.

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.

Played a stripping game: yes.
Kissed the same sex: yes.
Got beaten up: no.
Changed who you were to fit in: when i was young i suppose.

LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.

Age you’re hoping to be married by: not even thinking about that stage in life.
Number of kids you’re planning on having: again, who knows.

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.

Best eye color: i like all.
Hair color: any? D:
Looks or personality: defiantly both.
Fun or serious: fun.

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.

1 MINUTE AGO: this.
1 HOUR AGO: driving. 
1 WEEK AGO: being lecuted. :s
1 YEAR AGO: japan! ^-^

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.

I feel: sleepy. thirsty. homesick.
I hate: awkwardness.
I need: to go home.
I hide: most things.
I love: my friends.

LAYER 12: FAVORITES.

Band: i don’t have one.
Colour: again, i don’t have on.
Food: any.
Thing to do: going out.

LAYER 13: RANDOM.

How long have you known your best friend?: 11 years.
When’s the last time you kissed someone?: last saturday night.
What’s your middle name?: jane.
What are you excited for?: to go home!

i’d want your round all the time.

or not.